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Man Scammed Out of Thousands of Dollars in Fraudulent Anime Scheme
Today’s guest post is brought to you by Kromo. MILWAUKEE, WI — A 34-year-old local resident was shocked to discover this week that the anime DVD collection he has been amassing over the past several...
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Anime Maru Labeled as “Harmful and Misleading News Source”
A live look at Anime Maru headquarters (according to tax purposes) in the wake of the announcement The Society for the Promotion of Japanese Animation recently published a list of news and media...
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Umaru-chan Season 2 Announcement Definitively Proves There is no God
Theists and scientists around the world have come to the consensus that the announcement of a second season for the notorious anime Himouto! Umaru-chan proves once and for all that God is not real....
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Pokemon Sun and Moon Boosts Tourism to the Alola Region
Today the Alolan tourism board announced that the region’s tourism has nearly tripled ever since the release of Pokemon Sun and Moon, which feature Alola as their setting. “Alola was always a fairly...
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Shinkai Announces Seasonal Garbage in Response to Miyazaki Comparisons
Following a revealing interview about his new movie, Kimi no Nawa (Your Name), in which he stated that he doesn’t want to be labeled as “the next Miyazaki”, acclaimed director Makoto Shinkai has...
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Senator Ousted as Ecchi-Loving Trash After Broadband Privacy Repeal
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Congress voted several weeks ago to repeal rules for protecting the privacy of internet users. Entitled the “Protecting the Privacy of Customers of Broadband and...
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Nintendo Announces Discontinuation of the Nintendo Switch
Today Nintendo announced that they have shut down all production of their newest console, the Nintendo Switch, which is currently sold out at most retailers. This announcement comes after last week’s...
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‘Eromanga Sensei’ Author no Longer on Speaking Terms with Sister
Tsukasa Fushimi, author of the popular works such as Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai and the currently airing anime Eromanga Sensei, expressed his grief in a recent press event about being...
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Area Man Still Pretending to Enjoy ‘Kemono Friends’
BOSTON, MA — The surprise of the previous season, Kemono Friends, is a happy little anime that’s taking the world by storm. From massive amounts of fan art to boosting actual zoo visits, the series...
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Local Anime Fan Too Afraid To Watch Anime
THOUSAND OAKS, CA — To many, anime presents a casual escape from their mundane daily lives and an opportunity to forget about the world and enjoy pantyshots and sexualized servals. But to Christian...
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New Service ‘DakimaKrate’ Sends Monthly Pillow Covers For Seasonal Waifu
Loot Crate, an online retailer of of various subscription box services such as Loot Anime, has announced that they will be launching a new service called DakimaKrate, a monthly subscription service...
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Man’s Dying Wish is to Watch ‘Little Witch Academia’ on Netflix
LOS ANGELES, CA — Alexander Framer, 87, sits upright in his hospital bed, a forlorn expression on his face as he stares out the window. Framer is terminally ill with liver failure, and according to...
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Area Man Can’t Enjoy Seasonal Anime Because He Didn’t Watch The Original Series
PARK CITY, UTAH– The trend in the anime industry has been to make animated series of already-established intellectual properties in order to reach a more dedicated fanbase, but the recent trend in...
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Local College Anime Club Suffers In Katana Accident
GAINESVILLE, FL — A local college anime viewing club is reeling today after a night of end-of-semester festivities took a turn for the worse. According to authorities who were on the scene last night,...
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International Anime Union Declares ‘Ghost in the Shell’ Movie an Anime
LAUSANNE, Switzerland — In a surprising decision that has sent shock waves throughout the anime community, the International Anime Union (IAU) has announced that the 2017 live-action Ghost in the...
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Beyblade Creator Announces New Series About Competitive Fidget Spinning
With the phenomenon known as fidget spinners on the rapid rise, Beyblade creator Takao Aoki has teamed up with past collaborator Madhouse to launch a new project based around the hugely popular toy....
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Shocking Conspiracy Claims Anime Has Been Dead Since 2003
Shock waves rebounded throughout the anime fan community when a conspiracy theory surfaced early this weekend that anime has been dead since 2003 and was replaced by a similar-looking medium that has...
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Dick’s Sporting Goods Announces Partnership with ‘Eromanga Sensei’
Today American sporting goods chain Dick’s Sporting Goods announced an advertising partnership with the anime production staff of Eromanga Sensei. “We’ve been trying to improve our performance in the...
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‘FAKKU Dating’ Shuts Down After Waifu Trafficking Incident
To some, it may come as a surprise to see that FAKKU Dating has shut its doors after roughly a month of unrivaled success. Sources say that the dating service was just simply an April Fool’s prank, but...
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‘New Laifu for Old Waifu’ Recycling Program Initiated in Tokyo
TOKYO, Japan — The issue of waste management is an issue for many industrialized nations around the globe. With its large population density, the bustling city of Tokyo is no exception. In an attempt...
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