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Japan Adds Cheering Someone On to National Emergency Plan
TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Minister of Disaster Management Yasafumi Aso confirmed in an official announcement today that the act of cheering someone on has been added to the nation’s emergency plan....
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Man Attempts Time Travel in Order to Bang Ancient Heroes
NEWARK, NJ — A local man has been found to have been funneling nearly into all of his income into a project that will attempt to send him back in time. Jeremy Denford, 29, has put nearly eight years...
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Console War Rivals Settle Differences Over Shared Love for Thighs
TOKYO, JAPAN — The three major game console manufacturers — Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft — announced today that they had settled their differences and agreed to all coexist within the marketplace...
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Love Live Determined to be Superior to Idolmaster Thanks to Weiß Schwarz
SILVER SPRING, MD — The war between Idolmaster and Love Live has finally ended this week after a heated game of Weiß Schwarz, a Japanese trading card game with card sets featuring many different anime...
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Sub Purist Resorts to Dubbing FLCL Progressive in Japanese Himself
GRAND FORKS, ND — FLCL Progressive is currently airing on Toonami with an English dub. Shaken by the news that the Japanese dub will not premiere in Japan until September, hardline subtitle purist...
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Kodokawa Releases Official ‘Kemono Friends’ T-Pose Serval Figure
Media company Kadokawa has revealed that it will be releasing a limited edition T-pose figure of the character Serval from the hit anime Kemono Friends. The series, which finished airing last year,...
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Local Man Excited for Upcoming Magical Girl Anime ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure...
EMPORIA, KS — After months of speculation, anime fans rejoiced over official news that part 5 of Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure will be given a full anime adaptation this October. But for one local fan,...
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‘Dame Tu Cosita’ to Guest Perform with Hatsune Miku in Mexico
Crypton Future Media officially announced that Dame Tu Cosita will be guest performing with virtual pop star Hatsune Miku in Mexico this upcoming month. Dame Tu Cosita will serve as the opening act...
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90% of Japanese Traffic Accidents Attributed to Eurobeat
TOKYO, JAPAN — Figures released by the Japan National Police Agency in its annual traffic accident and crash statistics report have concluding that up to 90% of all traffic collisions and roadside...
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Expected ‘Uma Musume’ Controversies Already Months Late
Uma Musume of the spring anime season quietly finished airing, leaving an empty hole where angry controversies usually should have been. Only a handful of alert anime bloggers pointed out how the...
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Tooru Hagakure Nendoroid Announced
LOS ANGELES, CA — Good Smile Company announced a new Nendroid featuring My Hero Academia character Tooru Hagakure earlier today during a panicked press conference at Anime Expo. Following the 2017...
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Violence Erupts at ‘Kancolle/Azur Lane’ Fan Meetup
A combined gathering for Kancolle and Azur Lane fans at Anime Expo in Los Angeles turned violent this Saturday when the two groups suddenly turned on one another. The two franchises both feature...
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Elon Musk Diversifies into Genetically Engineered Catgirls
Shock waves were felt in the scientific community today after business magnate and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk announced his entry into the field of bioengineering. With recent breakthroughs, Musk estimates...
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Man’s “Cultural Exchange” Vacation to Japan Not Fooling Anyone
WEST LAFAYETTE, IN — Paul Holt, 22, has announced that he will be embarking on his first solo trip overseas to the island nation of Japan. Holt, a recent graduate from Purdue University, is well known...
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Pokemon Franchise Ends After New Line of Funkos Announced
Pop culture collectibles company Funko has announced a new line of Pokemon figures to its iconic Funko Pop! vinyl toy brand, formally marking the beginning of the end of the Pokemon franchise. Since...
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Ryouta Kise to Replace LeBron James in Cleveland
CLEVELAND, OH — Now that LeBron James is off to Los Angeles, the Cleveland Cavaliers are left with the seemingly impossible task of replacing a generational NBA superstar and remain relevant in the...
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Area Man Inspired by ‘Yama no Susume’ Already Regretting Everything
MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK, WA — Steven Linden wipes his brow and sighs loudly as he looks up at the imposing peak that he has so far climbed barely a quarter of the way. Inspired by the third...
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Vlogger Anime ‘In Another World With My GoPro’ to Premiere this Fall
Production Reed, the studio behind the immensely popular anime series In Another World With My Smartphone, has announced a spiritual successor series titled In Another World With My GoPro which is set...
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Seiyuu Fans Speak Out Against Expectations They Remain Single
Voice actress Yuuki Aoi’s number one fan, Moriyama Seiichi, took to Twitter today and decried the culture of expecting fans to remain single. “Every time news come out that one of us are romantically...
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Study Confirms Users with Anime Profile Pictures Have a Higher IQ
Scenes of fervorous debate were seen today as the infamous research cohort, lead by one Roland Magnusson, announced the findings of their most recent study – that individuals with Anime profile...
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