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Teresa May Resigns Following ‘One Punch Man 2nd Season’ Endorsement
Months of political turmoil came to a head this week as embattled British Prime Minister Teresa May announced her resignation amidst her poor handling Brexit and even poorer taste in Japanese...
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34th Annual Sanrio Character Ranking Won by Russian Bear Hack-san
TOKYO, Japan – Sanrio has announced that the 34th annual Sanrio Character Ranking has been officially won in a surprisingly upset by Russian bear character, Hack-san. “While some might view the result...
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‘Death Stranding’ to be First Ever Feature Film to Include Pre-order DLC
Sony has broken new ground this week following an announcement that the highly anticipated motion picture Death Stranding, produced, directed, and written by industry auteur Hideo Kojima, will be the...
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Area Man Very Vague About Keeping Up with ‘Miru Tights’
BILLINGS, MT – A Montana man has been suspiciously vague this week concerning whether or not he has been watching the latest episodes of the anime short series Miru Tights. “Oh right, that weird...
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Area Man Finds His Car Vandalized, Pretty Sure J.C.Staff is to Blame
CONWAY, SC – Last Saturday night, Nathan Hayes suddenly woke up to loud banging noises, followed by a screeching car alarm, only to find his 2013 Dodge Dart sitting on the family driveway vandalized...
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Gilbert Gottfried to Voice Tifa Lockhart in Upcoming ‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake
LOS ANGELES, CA – With rumors and leaks abounding at E3 this year about the upcoming remake of Final Fantasy VII, Square Enix managed to keep details of franchise favorite character Tifa Lockhart...
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Fans Eager to Hear Game Freak Focusing on Game Balance and Animation Quality...
This year at E3, Game Freak announced that Pokemon Sword and Shield would be breaking series tradition and not allow for all Pokemon from previous generations to be transferred to the new games....
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Villagers Disappointed Local Deity Not Cute
GERO, Japan – Local villagers were disappointed today when their local shrine god, Kaeru, came to life and wasn’t cute in the least according to negative posts made on social media. Shrine volunteer...
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U.S. Border Patrol Conducts Testing with 3D Maneuver Gear
United States Border Patrol agents have begun conducting training exercises this week with experimental military prototype equipment known as “Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear”. Developed by Jaeger...
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Atlus: “Persona 2 Does Not Exist”
With Persona 5 being one of the most lauded JRPGs of the current generation of video games, it is only natural that fans new to the series go through the series backlog for earlier titles. But oddly...
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18-Year-Old Anime Fan Thinks Shinji is “Whiny” in Netflix Original Series...
FORT WAYNE, IN — Spencer Langley, 18, announced on Twitter today that he finds Ikari Shinji, the protagonist of the new Netflix Original Series Evangelion, whiny. “The mechs in Evangelion have that...
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Over 20 Years Later, People Can Finally Watch ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ for...
The original run of the classic anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion finally made its way onto the Netflix streaming service today. Anime fans were excited to know that they finally get a chance to...
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Intruding Fox Ruins Local Apartment
SENDAI, Japan – A local office worker arrived home to an unpleasant surprise several days ago when he discovered that his apartment had been utterly trashed by an unexpected visitor. Salaryman Hisako...
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Aspiring Ecchi Otaku Unsure if ‘Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki’ Was the Show...
SANDUSKY, OH – Local otaku Brent Walker was excited to hear about the two new 5 minute episode anime shows this season focusing on thighs and tights, respectively. However, even at this late point in...
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‘Senko-San’ Somehow Not Pornography Despite Premise
The end of the 2019 spring anime season has brought with it many (thigh) highs, many lows, and whatever the hell One Punch Man season 2 ended up being. But one particular anime has engrossed its...
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High Schooler’s Parents Return Home After Years of Absence
TOKYO, Japan – Area high school student Rito Shikimori found that his parents had returned from their 786 day trip abroad unexpectedly this morning, according to a Facebook post. The couple had...
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Little Sister and Childhood Friend Join Democratic Presidential Primaries
Both little sister Nanako Kimura and childhood friend Chihiro Matusbara announced their candidacy for president of the United States this week, joining the existing 25 Democratic candidates already...
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Report: Everybody at Anime Expo But You
LOS ANGELES, CA — Anime Expo began today, and AX officials have already determined their attendance numbers: Everyone but you, the reader of this article. “Anime Expo has been growing exponentially...
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The One Piece Found in Mystery Box at Anime Expo
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a surprising turn of events at Anime Expo today, attendee Nate Thompson has reportedly opened a mystery box and found the legendary One Piece. The paper box was labeled with a...
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Joe Biden Uses ‘Little Witch Academia’ Meme to Reassure Supporters
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Following in the footsteps of fellow Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, former Vice President Joe Biden has released on Facebook a Little Witch Academia meme to reassure...
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