CNN Apologizes for Accidentally Airing Over One Hour of ‘Chaos;Head’
BOSTON, MA — CNN viewers were shocked to discover last Thursday that instead of the usual airing of unintelligible political debate that CNN usually provides they were presented with an unintelligible...
View ArticleLoot Anime January Theme to be “Reality Check”
Loot Crate, the monthly subscription service that delivers geek or gaming-related merchandise, has announced that the theme of their sub category box, Loot Anime, for the month of January will be...
View ArticleAnime Maru’s 2016 Anime Awards Predictions
Hey everyone, it’s awards season once again, and Anime Maru is here to tell you who’s going to win the most prestigious awards of all: the Crunchyroll Anime Awards! With a rich history dating all the...
View ArticleStudy Shows Silicon Valley Still Dominated By Otaku
A Princeton University study released Tuesday revealed that the Silicon Valley population is still largely dominated by otaku. Researchers collected long-term demographic data over a decade, studying...
View ArticleRelationship in Turmoil Over Discovery of Steam Anime Games
CONCORD, MA — In a very unfortunate turn of events, Megan Crampton’s relationship with her boyfriend of four years, Dan Abbott, is in jeopardy. According to their family and friends, the source of the...
View ArticleAnime Maru’s Guide to Drawing Anime Girls
As devout fans of Japanese anime, we have always admired its distinctive visual style. When pondering about this artistic archetype, familiar terms such as moe and kawaii come to mind. This very...
View ArticleShinkai’s ‘Your Name’ Becomes the Greatest Thing to Ever Exist
Earlier this week, Toho announced that Makoto Shinkai’s Your Name (Kimi no Na Wa) has surpassed all measures of cinematic success and become the de facto greatest film ever made. Since its release in...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Admits She Doesn’t Get ‘Ghost in the Shell’
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Popular Japanese media franchise Ghost in the Shell is receiving a Hollywood movie adaption later in 2017. However, the movie has already sparked controversy, with the casting of...
View Article6-Month-Old Digibro Video Is Still In Man’s Youtube Suggestions
Today while scrolling through AMVs anime fan Dave Brown noticed that anime critic Digibro’s video “How to Recognize a Terrible Anime (in just one episode)” was in the video sidebar recommended for...
View ArticleMonogatari Cosplaying Contest Results in Multiple Neck Injuries
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Paramedics were called to the scene at Setsucon yesterday when several cosplayers reportedly injured themselves during a costume contest. The overall theme was to dress up as...
View ArticlePresident Trump Signs Executive Order Adding “Iyashikei Option” to ACA...
In the first week after his inauguration, President Donald Trump signed an executive order with a major addition to the individual mandate portion of the Affordable Care Act. Americans may now opt out...
View ArticleKizumonogatari Part I: Tekketsu-hen Snubbed for Best Animated Feature Oscar...
Earlier this week the 2017 Oscar Nominations were revealed, and while Zootopia, Moana, Kubo, The Red Turtle and My Life as a Zucchini got nominations for Best Animated Feature, there was one serious...
View ArticleAhogamer Reviews: Fire Emblem Awakening
Hello gamers. It’s been a little over a week since the most recent Nintendo Direct in which information regarding four new Fire Emblem games was announced, and just over seven months since my last...
View ArticleThe Next Tales Game Will Have “Good Graphics”, Director Promises
Recently released to international audiences, Tales of Berseria is the 16th and latest continuation of the popular JRPG series. Although the game met generally positive reviews, receiving praise...
View ArticleYouTube Announces Plans to Remove Anime Vine Compilations
In an effort to clean up the content hosted on their website, YouTube has announced plans this week to begin flagging and removing all Anime Vine Compilation videos. YouTube has seen an increase in...
View ArticleData Suggests VR Waifu Technology Will Cause Japan to Go Extinct by Year 2080
TOKYO, Japan — Between deadly natural hazards and giant lizard attacks, Japan faces another threat: a plummeting population. Within the past decade, fertility rates have hit record lows and the...
View ArticleTravelling Ice Show ‘Yuri on Ice on Ice’ Begins Worldwide Tour
YOKOHAMA, Japan — Patrons at the Yokohama Bank Ice Arena are lined up eagerly, many who have been anticipating this night since tickets sold out months ago. They are awaiting the debut of Yuri on Ice...
View ArticleMacross Creators to Launch Idol into Space for 35th Anniversary
As 2017 marks the 35th anniversary of the ever-popular Macross franchise, many fans were left wondering just what its creators would put together to mark the occasion. An original anime and a new...
View ArticleResearchers Remain Optimistic as Search For Alternate Universes Intensifies
Today’s guest post is brought to you by 8andahalfby11 BATAVIA, IL –The United States Department of Energy released a statement this afternoon claiming that researchers are still hopeful about locating...
View ArticleAnime Maru’s Guide to Successful Harem Management
Valentine’s Day is an important event for couples all across the world. While dealing with the affections of just one female can be quite the challenge, what about those of us who strive for the holy...
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