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Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme
OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known for being used...
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Netflix Documentary ‘Enter the Anime’ Now Officially Anime, According to Netflix
LOS GATOS, CA – Earlier today, Netflix announced that their anime documentary Enter the Anime is now officially anime, according to a press release sent to anime news publications in addition to Anime...
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Thousands of People Abruptly Transported to Alternate Worlds
Parallel worlds across the infinite multiverses reported huge influxes of people in strange clothes suddenly appearing earlier today, putting great strains on their populations. “Usually we get one...
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Anime Maru’s Guide to the Re Cinematic Universe
One of the most prominent anime franchises in the last decade is also one of the least talked about, and much like the Marvel or Fate universes it is complex — spanning multiple storylines, timelines,...
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Ahogamer Reviews: KFC Dating Sim AKA the Abrupt End of All Visual Novels
The Kentucky Fried Chicken dating simulator, officially known as I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator has finally hit the Steam store. There’s a certain sense of irony...
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‘Little Witch Academia’ Movies To Leave Netflix, Join Mixer
Netflix has confirmed that the two Little Witch Academia movies are scheduled to leave the streaming platform on October 9 to begin streaming exclusively on Mixer. Little Witch Academia is set to join...
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Modest Anime Fan Politely Calls Show ‘Watashi no Hero Academia’
WILSON, NC — Hoping not to come off as too casual or direct in a formal setting, local student Derek Finnegan has referred to the popular superhero action franchise as “Watashi no Hero Academia“....
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Land Speed Record Broken by Eurobeat Powered Hatchback
The fastest speed ever recorded over land was beaten earlier today by a vehicle reportedly propelled by the power of Eurobeat. The record setting vehicle, a modified Toyota hatchback, was observed...
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Report: Average Anime Protagonist Doesn’t Have the Ability to Read
A recent study conducted by the National Graduate Institute for Policy Studies has found that anime protagonists significantly under-perform academically compared to their peers, with many being...
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Food Left on Counter Since 2015 Ages Almost as Badly as ‘Food Wars!’
BUFORD, GA — A lone bowl of what was once instant ramen sits forgotten on a kitchen counter. Cobwebs anchor it down but do nothing to contain the smell of mold and neglect. Four and a half years ago...
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Diverted Spirit Airlines Flight Ends Up in Another World
A Spirit Airlines flight encountered unexpected trouble this weekend when a change to its flight path led the plane to land within another world. The aircraft was initially on its way to the Charlotte...
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NASA to Collaborate with Studio Trigger on Space Travel
NASA announced earlier this week that it has finalized an agreement with animation studio Trigger to begin collaboration on plans for future missions into space. The announcement marks the first time...
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Loot Crate to Rebrand its Boxes as “Surprise Mechanics”
Monthly subscription box service Loot Crate stated that company operations would be undergoing changes following its acquisition by licensed collectibles company NECA Inc. Loot Crate encountered...
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Hollywood to Create Live-Action Remake of ‘lofi hip hop radio – beats to...
Sony Pictures has announced earlier today that a Hollywood live-action adaptation of “lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to” has been green-lit. The popular YouTube music stream has been...
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‘Code Vein’ Player Still in Character Customization After 10 Hours In-Game
FLORISSANT, MO — Local student David Ng, 20, is reportedly still customizing his character more than 10 hours into his first playthrough of Code Vein. The action role-playing game from Bandai Namco...
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Ahegao Shirt Not Helping Man’s Online Dating Profile
CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA – An area man’s failed attempt at ironic humor once again reportedly prevented him from finding a romantic companion. Max Denkers, 23, had selected a photograph of himself wearing a...
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Kizuna AI Caught in Controversy for Anti-Human Remarks
Popular Virtual YouTuber Kizuna AI has come under fire this week for a series of anti-human remarks made in a recent video. Since the start of her YouTube channel a few years ago, Kizuna AI has...
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Cosplayers Excited For One Time of Year They Won’t Be Judged
With Halloween upon us, cosplayers across the country expressed their excitement today for a brief period of relief from public judgment. Many reportedly have been enjoying the day, using the...
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AWA Offers Special Area For Attendees to Get Their Annoying Shit Out of the Way
ATLANTA, GA – Anime Weekend Atlanta showed off a new feature today different from most other anime conventions across the country. Starting this year, the Atlanta convention is offering a “special...
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Netflix’s ‘Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045’ Character Models to be Playable in...
Netflix revealed this week that, in collaboration with Epic Games, select character models from their upcoming Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045 anime series would be coming to the smash hit online game...
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