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New Light Novel Consists Entirely of One Long Title
Dengeki Bunko announced earlier this week the publication of the first light novel in which the entire content is contained within the title. The novel, written by Yuta Tanaka, consists entirely of a...
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Second US Presidential Debate to Take Place in Hot Springs
ST. LOUIS, MO — Earlier today, the campaign teams of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have confirmed that the second presidential debate will take place on Sunday, October 9 in a hot spring bath....
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Studio Khara Reveals That It Was Always Pronounced “Evan-Jelly-On”
TOKYO, Japan — Studio Khara revealed its biggest secret about the latest Evangelion film earlier this week, clarifying the official pronunciation of the name of the franchise. “It was always...
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‘Keijo!!!!!!!!’ Tops Fall Season in Exclamation Points
Traditionally, the fall is the strongest anime season in terms of quality. This season of anime has been no exception; highly anticipated titles such as 3-gatsu no Lion and Hibike Euphonium 2 have...
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Americans Hope for Presidential Election to Take Harem Route End
Americans have called it “the longest and most difficult visual novel known to the medium”, and with the story set to finish in early November, Americans are still uncertain which route they will...
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‘Steel Samurai’ Actor Will Powers Arrested for the Murder of Co-Star Jack Hammer
Earlier this morning, actor Will Powers, known for playing the title character in the popular children’s show The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo, was arrested for on suspicion of the murder...
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New Fitness Trend ‘Anime De CrossFit!’ Sweeping the Nation
The anime short Anime De CrossFit, airing this season on Crunchyroll, has America’s otaku and fitness enthusiasts alike buzzing with excitement. The new strength and conditioning anime eschews...
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Angry Anime Fan Won’t Watch ‘Hibike! Euphonium 2’ Because “Stakes Aren’t High...
DES MOINES, IA — 26-year-old Devin Lawrie has much to say about a particular anime this season. But in the last few weeks, he’s found that his latest hot take might be a little too provocative for...
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Production Staff Desperately Trying to Make ‘Occultic;Nine’ Disappear
SUGINAMI, Japan — The atmosphere inside the A-1 Pictures office was tense this past weekend, as the production committee for this season’s Occultic;Nine urgently brainstorm how they can undo the...
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Introducing the Anime Maru Writing Contest!
Hello, readers. Today the Anime Maru staff are excited to announce the first ever Anime Maru writing contest! Are you interested in trying your hand at anime news parody? Do you want to get your foot...
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Fraudulent Anime Fan Doesn’t Even Know How Figure Skating Works
SALEM, OR — The credibility of 22-year-old Andrew Powell was seriously challenged this week when it was revealed that despite claiming to be a “hardcore” anime fan, his knowledge of figure skating was...
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Shelter: Implications on Society, Anime and Stuff
The recent release of the music video, Shelter, a collaboration between music artists Porter Robinson and Madeon, has shaken the foundations of otaku culture — questioning the very definition of anime...
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Anime Maru’s Guide to Halloween
Well it’s another rare day where NEETs will be forced to socialized with society. But never fear, our staff at Anime Maru has prepared a simple guide to give you the most terrifying and least socially...
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Anime Blog is Nothing but Introduction Post
The internet looked on with anticipation and glee when Thomas Sedry, 21, created his personal anime blog. Houkago Anime Blog is a website dedicated to Sedry’s opinions on currently airing shows as...
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New Slayers Season ‘Mighty Magiswords’ to Air in Japan in Winter 2017
J.C. Staff announced today that the sixth season of Slayers, subtitled Mighty Magiswords, will air on Tokyo MX in January 2017. The show is a co-production with Cartoon Network Studios, and started...
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Anime Fan’s Dream to Move to Japan and Become an Animator Suddenly a Lot More...
CHARLOTTE, NC — Self-professed otaku Joanne Williams’s plan to move to Japan and become an animator has had its timetable drastically moved forward in the past 24 hours. “Ever since I was little I...
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‘Drifters’ Blu-Ray Release to Include Eurobeat Soundtrack
Anybody who has delved deep enough into Anime knows one thing is certain: drifting is only possible with a Eurobeat soundtrack. Ever since Takumi drifted his way into the hearts of anime fans in 1998...
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New NFL Study Concludes Football At Least Safer than Keijo
NEW YORK CITY — The National Football League released a study earlier today highlighting the risk of chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), or concussions in the high octane, action-packed sport of...
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Texas Legalizes Open Carry of Anime Fandom
DALLAS, TX — Millions are Texans are preparing for the upcoming months as Texas becomes the first state in the country to legalize open carry of anime fandom. In a state where residents have regularly...
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CliffsNotes to Offer New Anime Summaries
Click the image to view a early edition anime note obtained by Anime Maru The popular student resource CliffsNotes, a longtime resource used by students to bluff book reports and literature exams, has...
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